Showing posts with label United Nations. Show all posts
Showing posts with label United Nations. Show all posts

Thursday, January 11, 2024

The United Nations is Antisemitic, Worse Than Useless, and Should Be Disbanded

The United Nations spends much of its time passing anti-Israel resolutions. The UN is an antisemitic, anti-Zionist, anti-Western, and anti-democratic organization that outlived its usefulness decades ago. It should be disbanded, and the United States should lead the charge in defunding the UN until the UN is disbanded.

As just the most recent example of the evil that has infected the UN, in the wake of Hamas' October 7, 2023 mass casualty terrorist attack against Israel the UN is not condemning Hamas and seeking the immediate unconditional release of the hostages that Hamas is holding in Gaza and using as human shields, nor is the UN actively speaking out about Hamas' brutality toward Israeli women.

No, instead the UN--via the International Court of Justice, one of its main operational units--is putting Israel on trial for genocide. This would be a laughable farce were it not just the latest outgrowth of the malignant and vile evil that poisons the UN beyond any hope of redemption. Israel, the tiny (less than twice the size of L.A. County) homeland of the Jewish people--the victims of Nazi genocide--is not being supported in her fight against Iran and the Islamists who seek to destroy Israel but rather is being slandered while antisemitism is soaring around the world. It is not an exaggeration to say that the UN is putting Jewish lives at risk by leveling false and inflammatory charges against the Jewish State.

Contrary to what is often asserted, Israel never turned Gaza into an "open air prison," nor is Israel committing war crimes by fighting against the Iranian-sponsored terrorist group Hamas that uses Gazan civilians as human shields.

It is often said that a picture is worth a thousand words. If that is true, then here are 4000 words on behalf of just four of the over 130 hostages being held by Hamas in Gaza (these are screenshots of Instagram posts by the Israel on Campus Coalition and Tanya Zuckerbrot):






I declared nearly three years ago that "Never Again" must be a rallying cry, not a slogan:
Holocaust denial often consists not only of denying that the Nazis murdered six million Jews, but also falsely accusing Israel of committing genocide. This breathtaking and perverse act of double historical revisionism during the living memory of the Holocaust is an outrage that defies description. The truth is that not only is the Holocaust the most well-documented genocide in history, but Adolf Hitler announced his murderous plans in advance, and the world was well aware of what the Nazis were doing; the information was available, but many media outlets downplayed what was known, and many governments--including the U.S. government--closed their borders to the few Jews who were fortunate enough to escape the Nazis; the sad saga of the S.S. St. Louis--a ship full of more than 900 Jewish refugees who were refused entry to the United States and sent back to Europe to meet their fate at the hands of the Nazis--is just one example of how the world turned its back on the Jewish people during the Holocaust.

Hamas members proudly recorded their genocidal crimes against Israel just three months ago, yet the UN ignores those genocidal crimes while falsely accusing Israel of genocide. The world will not become a better place unless and until we fight every day to make it a better place. What the UN is doing harms not only Israel and the Jewish people, but also other victims of genocide whose plight is being ignored while the UN targets Israel and the Jewish people. The UN is giving aid and comfort to China--whose ongoing persecution of Uighur Muslims arouses no sympathy among self-proclaimed "progressives"--and many other countries (including but not limited to Russia and Iran) that are inflicting suffering on defenseless people. 

Even if you don't give a damn about Israel and the Jewish people, you should understand with crystal clarity that the evils of commission and omission committed by the UN are a direct threat to your freedom; the Jewish people have always been the proverbial canary in the coal mine, and it does not take long for those who target the Jews to target everyone else (Adolf Hitler is the classic example of this truth).

Speak out against evil.

Silence is complicity, and I will never be silent.

Friday, December 2, 2022

The Latest UN Anti-Israel Resolution is Damaging and Disappointing, but not Surprising

The UN has passed a resolution formally recognizing "Nakba Day," an event that characterizes the creation of Israel as a disaster. Think of all of the countries in the world that have committed or are committing various atrocities against their citizens, their neighbors, or both--but the UN has not passed any resolutions characterizing the creation or existence of those countries as a disaster. Only Israel--the lone democracy in the Mideast--is singled out for such "special" treatment. Unfortunately, this is not the first time that the UN has acted in such a despicable manner; in 1975, the UN passed a resolution declaring that Zionism--the national self-determination movement of the Jewish people--"is a form of racism and racial discrimination." The UN revoked that shameful resolution in 1991, but the UN's endorsement of that antisemitic and anti-Zionist slur persists. The Jewish people's historical ties to the Land of Israel are well-documented, despite what you might read in The New York Times, yet the Jewish people are the only national group in the world that has to "prove" its right to exist as a nation in its ancestral homeland.

To be clear, criticizing a specific Israeli policy is not necessarily antisemitic or anti-Zionist. What is antisemitic and anti-Zionist is to assert that Israel has no right to exist. This is not difficult to understand, but the same people who do not understand that antisemitism means hostility toward Jews (and not hostility toward "Semites") also pretend that there is some kind of vast conspiracy to silence any criticism of Israeli policies. Israelis do not agree about what their country's policies should be, just like citizens of most democratic countries do not agree about every policy decision--but there is a huge and obvious difference between disagreeing with a policy versus labeling a country as an "apartheid state" or an "imperialist, colonialist state." Speaking of policy disagreements, it is fascinating to watch self-proclaimed "progressives" apply false, negative labels to Israel--the only state in the Mideast which has free speech, free elections, and protection of minority rights (including women's rights and homosexual rights)--while remaining conspicuously silent about the lack of free speech, free elections, and protection of minority rights in the countries that are sworn enemies of Israel. I cannot fathom the cognitive dissonance that is required to be a self-proclaimed "progressive" who simultaneously (1) justifies terrorist attacks against Jews, (2) criticizes Israel for acting in self-defense after terrorist attacks, and (3) ignores the horrific human rights violations in the Palestinian Authority, Syria, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Egypt, and Turkey.

It is a complete inversion of historical truth to label Israel an "apartheid state" or to talk about an Arab Nakba when the reality is that after the creation of the modern State of Israel the Arab/Islamic countries expelled almost 1,000,000 Jews

The expulsion of Jews from Arab/Islamic countries is both well-documented and seldom discussed (duplicative or broken links have been removed from the quoted text):

In 1945, roughly 1 million Jews lived peacefully in the various Arab states of the Middle East, many of them in communities that had existed for thousands of years. After the Arabs rejected the United Nations decision to partition Palestine and create a Jewish state, however, the Jews of the Arab lands became targets of their own governments' anti-Zionist fervor. As Egypt's delegate to the UN in 1947 chillingly told the General Assembly: "The lives of one million Jews in Muslim countries will be jeopardized by partition." The dire warning quickly became the brutal reality.

Throughout 1947 and 1948, Jews in Algeria, Egypt, Iraq, Libya, Morocco, Syria, and Yemen (Aden) were persecuted, their property and belongings were confiscated, and they were subjected to severe anti-Jewish riots instigated by the governments. In Iraq, Zionism was made a capital crime. In Syria, anti-Jewish pogroms erupted in Aleppo and the government froze all Jewish bank accounts. In Egypt, bombs were detonated in the Jewish quarter, killing dozens. In Algeria, anti-Jewish decrees were swiftly instituted and in Yemen, bloody pogroms led to the death of nearly 100 Jews.

In January 1948, the president of the World Jewish Congress, Dr. Stephen Wise, appealed to U.S. Secretary of State George Marshall: "Between 800,000 and a million Jews in the Middle East and North Africa, exclusive of Palestine, are in 'the greatest danger of destruction' at the hands of Moslems being incited to holy war over the Partition of Palestine...Acts of violence already perpetrated, together with those contemplated, being clearly aimed at the total destruction of the Jews, constitute genocide, which under the resolutions of the General Assembly is a crime against humanity." In May 1948, the New York Times echoed Wise's appeal, and ran an article headlined, "Jews in Grave Danger in all Muslim Lands: Nine Hundred Thousand in Africa and Asia face wrath of their foes."

...Overall, the number of Jews fleeing Arab countries for Israel in the years following Israel's independence was nearly double the number of Arabs leaving Palestine. The contrast between the Jewish refugees and the Palestinian refugees grows even starker considering the difference in cultural and geographic dislocation--most of the Jewish refugees traveled hundreds or thousands of miles to a tiny country whose inhabitants spoke a different language and lived with a vastly different culture. Most Palestinian refugees traveled but a few miles to the other side of the 1949 armistice lines while remaining inside a linguistically, culturally and ethnically similar society...

To date, more than 100 UN resolutions have been passed referring explicitly to the fate of the Palestinian refugees. Not one has specifically addressed Jewish refugees. Additionally, the United Nations created an organization, UNRWA, to solely handle Palestinian refugees while all other refugees are handled collectively by UNHRC. The UN even defines Palestinian refugees differently than every other refugee population, setting distinctions that have allowed their numbers to grow exponentially so that nearly 5 million are now considered refugees despite the fact that the number estimated to have fled their homes is only approximately 400-700,000.

The UN's latest anti-Israel resolution is the culmination of a propaganda campaign emanating primarily from Leftist sources, an effort that gained traction after Israel repulsed Arab/Islamic attackers to win the Six Day War in 1967; until that point, Israel's Arab/Islamic enemies clung to the hope that Israel was a temporary "interloper" that could be annihilated purely through military means--but Israel's decisive triumph made it clear that Israel would not likely be defeated on the battlefield.

The "Free Palestine" slogan is quite popular among self-proclaimed "progressives." What exactly are they proposing to "free"? There has never been a nation named Palestine; it does not exist on any map, or in any history book. The term Palestine derives from the Latin word that the Romans used to rename Judea after they conquered Judea and put down multiple Jewish rebellions nearly two millennia ago. As a modern geographic term, Palestine encompasses Jordan, Israel, and Judea/Samaria*. An Arab state already exists in Jordan, and most of Jordan's citizens are Palestinian Arabs. As a result of various treaties and agreements, Palestinian Arabs living in large portions of Judea/Samaria and Gaza enjoy political autonomy.

What "Free Palestine" really means is "Destroy Israel, expel (or kill) all of the Jews, and create yet another Arab/Muslim dictatorship in the Mideast"--but that phrase does not fit on a bumper sticker, and it is not yet socially acceptable to say that phrase in Western society (but wait just a few years, because we are moving in a direction where such a statement will be socially acceptable).

I would like to "Free the Arab/Islamic World" from both secular dictatorships and religious dictatorships. I would like to free Arab/Islamic children from being indoctrinated in antisemitic beliefs and from being taught that the most honorable thing that they can do is blow themselves up to kill Jews. I would like to free the Arab/Islamic world from squandering its resources on trying to destroy Israel and kill Jews instead of improving the lives of their people. 

I would like to see real progress, not the "progress" that self-proclaimed "progressives" talk about.

Being a Zionist does not mean opposing Arab/Islamic nationalism; I wish that the Arab/Islamic states were free and peace-loving as opposed to being dictatorships that, like most dictatorships, survive by being at war with real and imagined enemies. The Arab/Islamic world is dysfunctional, and anyone who truly cares about Arabs/Muslims would focus on curing that dysfunction, not on bashing Israel. The Iranian theocracy incites hatred against America and Israel because it has nothing positive to offer to its people, and thus fomenting hatred is the only way for the Iranian leaders to stay in power. This is the same historical patterns of behavior that we saw with Nazi Germany, the Soviet Union, and other oppressive regimes (including China and North Korea now): dictators cling to power by creating scapegoats and going to war. 

I am not sure who is more foolish--the Jewish self-proclaimed "progressives" who seem to think that their attacks against Israel in the media and in political organizations such as the UN will insulate them from antisemitism, or the Black self-proclaimed "progressives" who seem to think that chanting "Free Palestine" will ultimately benefit either the Palestinian Arabs or themselves. Most of the Palestinian Arab terrorist groups are funded by Iran. If Iran succeeds in "freeing Palestine," do Black self-proclaimed "progressives" believe that Iran will then start funding "Black Lives Matter"? The decline in the quality of Black leadership from the 1960s to the present is sad to watch, but it is infuriating when the self-proclaimed heirs to Dr. Martin Luther King diverge from failing to help their own communities to attacking the Jewish community and blaming Jews for problems that were not created by Jews and would not be solved if Israel and every Jewish person disappeared from the face of the Earth. Dr. King understood the inextricable connection between the Jewish people, Zionism, and the Land of Israel, and he once declared, "When people criticize Zionists, they mean Jews. You're talking anti-Semitism."

I watched a recent podcast featuring retired NBA players/self-styled activists Etan Thomas, Craig Hodges, and Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf, and it is difficult to imagine assembling a trio of people who have less understanding of these issues, or less awareness of how they have become sidetracked from addressing the problems in the Black community that they claim matter to them.

Thomas is outraged that Kyrie Irving was suspended by the Brooklyn Nets for using his social media platforms--which have more followers than the total Jewish population of the world--to promote a film filled with antisemitic tropes and then refusing to apologize for his antisemitism. Thomas asserted that no topic should be off limits for discussion, and that if anyone questions the veracity of what was depicted in the film that Irving promoted then evidence should be provided to refute the film's assertions. 

I ask Thomas the same question that I would ask any NBA player who suggests that Irving has been punished too harshly: "You have been critical of Kyrie Irving's suspension. If an NBA player used his social media platform to promote a film that declares that the trans-Atlantic slave trade never happened, that Black people are responsible for the suffering of white people, and that many prominent Black people worship Satan, what would you suggest the appropriate suspension or disciplinary action would be?" Somehow, I doubt that Thomas' response would be that such social media promotion is OK, dialogue is the best response, and evidence must be produced to refute the film's claims--but if that is his response, I will be interested to see if he invites white supremacists to be guests on his podcast so that he can evaluate the alleged intellectual merits of their ideology.

The film that Irving promoted and that Thomas believes raises important questions is not the educational documentary that it purports to be; it is filled with well-worn and refuted antisemitic tropes that any educated person knows to be false. The widespread dissemination of this material does not represent a quest for truth, but is irresponsible behavior that puts Jewish lives at risk:

Radical Hebrew Israelites often refer to Ashkenazi, Sephardic, and Mizrahi Jews as "Fake Jews" or "Edomites," a derogatory term for white people, all of whom the Radical Hebrew Israelites believe are the descendants of the Biblical character Esau, or of the devil.

Such rhetoric can have deadly consequences. On December 10, 2019, a man and a woman reportedly affiliated with a radical sect of the Hebrew Israelites killed a police officer, then stormed a kosher market in Jersey City, New Jersey, killing the owner, an employee, and a customer.

No sensible person disputes that all humans are descended from a common African ancestor--but sensible people also understand that from a scientific standpoint race is a myth, so the notion that modern Jews have "stolen" the identity of "original" Black Jews is nonsensical gibberish. Further, the assertion that modern Jews are "imposters" is refuted by genetic evidence that a large number of modern Jews are descended from four women who lived in Europe about 1000 years ago and whose genetic origins can be traced back over 3400 years ago to the Mideast. War, migrations, and other factors have intermixed many different communities throughout human history, but there is no scientific or historical foundation for asserting that modern Jews "stole" the identity of Black people; to argue otherwise makes about as much sense as declaring that the Earth is flat, which is another piece of "wisdom" offered by Kyrie Irving a few years ago.

Thomas, Hodges, and Abdul-Rauf asserted that Jewish people only speak out about antisemitism but are silent about racism and about the suffering of Black people. Apparently, they have never heard of Michael Goodman and Andrew Schwerner, two Jewish civil rights advocates who were murdered by the Ku Klux Klan, nor do they acknowledge the extent of active Jewish participation in the Civil Rights Movement.

Side note: Hodges' complaints about allegedly being blackballed by the NBA do not withstand a basic examination of the facts: in his final NBA season, the 6-2 Hodges averaged 4.3 ppg and 1.0 apg while shooting a career-low .384 from the field, and then in the playoffs he averaged just 2.5 ppg and .3 apg with a .390 field goal percentage. He has spent the past 30 years whining that his sincerely-held beliefs cost him his NBA career, but does anyone believe that there is a market for an undersized shooting specialist who could no longer shoot? I don't think that a grand conspiracy is necessary to explain why Hodges was not a hot commodity by that point in his career. Similarly, Abdul-Rauf plays the martyr role regarding the end of his NBA career, but in his final NBA season he averaged 6.5 ppg; he pretends that his NBA career ended solely because he refused to stand for the playing of the National Anthem, leaving out the part where he trafficked in debunked conspiracy theories, including his declaration that the 9/11 terrorist attacks were an "inside job" perpetrated by Israel. Hodges and Abdul-Rauf have the right to believe what they want to believe, and employers have the right to not hire declining performers, let alone declining performers who spew hatred.

A few years ago, Thomas tweeted that the U.S. provides $3 billion to Israel but not a penny to Detroit. Does Thomas really believe that federal, state, and local authorities have not spent any money in Detroit? It is not difficult to ascertain that billions of dollars have been spent attempting to revitalize urban America since the inception of Lydon Johnson's Great Society. It might be worth examining who spent that money and how it was spent, but the aid provided to Israel--most of which is then spent purchasing American products and creating American jobs--is hardly the cause of whatever is ailing Detroit specifically or urban America in general. The reality is that Jews made the desert bloom in Israel long before America provided any financial assistance, and the financial assistance that America later provided has been repaid with interest by Israel in a variety of ways.

Why has Israel become so successful economically, technologically, and militarily while the so-called "Third World" countries surrounding her remain backward in all three areas? Money cannot be the answer, because over the past several decades many countries and organizations have poured billions of dollars into the "Third World" countries. The difference is that Israel has a free and open society, and that is the missing element in the rest of the region; it is difficult for a country run by despots to develop economically, technologically, and militarily. Instead of bashing Israel, the self-proclaimed "progressives" would be well-advised to visit Israel and try to learn from her success--but that would require intelligence, humility, and a commitment to hard work. 

It is much easier to just spend 90 minutes on a podcast speaking off of the top of your head without any knowledge about historical, socio-economic, and political issues than to become informed and to work on solving problems. Sadly, that kind of lazy and biased approach is prevalent not just on podcasts featuring former NBA players but also in major media outlets and in organizations like the UN that were founded for noble reasons but have been hijacked by dictatorships that have vile, malignant agendas. 

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* Judea and Samaria are part of the heartland of the original Jewish State, as indicated in the Bible, as mentioned in any reputable history book, and as proven based on the archaeological evidence. Many people prefer to label Judea and Samaria as "The West Bank," which makes about as much sense as calling Missouri the west bank of the Mississippi River when the west bank of that river covers a much larger territory. Anti-Israel propaganda (including the renaming of ancient Jewish land) enjoys great success because most people are unfamiliar with the history and geography of the Mideast. The west bank of the Jordan River extends from the Sea of Galilee in the north to the Dead Sea in the south; the only reason to label just part of that area as "The West Bank" is to detach that part of the area from Jewish history/the Land of Israel and attempt to graft it onto Arab history/an Arab state.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Scenario: Multinational Nuclear Experimentation Lab in 2005

For five years during elementary school and junior high school I participated in "Spectrum," a program for gifted children; the Trotwood-Madision (Ohio) school district was one of the few school districts in the country that had a gifted program at that time (early to mid 1980s) and I very much enjoyed having the opportunity to learn at an accelerated pace and to do activities and projects that were much more sophisticated than standard classroom fare.

One of our assignments involved writing a scenario set in 2005 about a "Multinational Nuclear Experimentation Lab (MUNNEL)" that had been founded in 1988; although we could choose from three general story templates to describe MUNNEL's activities and status, in retrospect it became apparent that that we were expected to portray glowing, optimistic visions of the nations of the world joining hands and singing "kumbaya"--but even though I had just turned 13, I fully understood that the world does not work that way and that it was sheer folly to imagine that the nature of humankind and world politics would change in just two short decades. Therefore, I offered up a dystopian characterization of MUNNEL, mirroring the corruption that I saw in the U.N. and other multinational organizations that ostensibly work toward the betterment of the world but in reality largely serve the interests of dictators and despots.


In addition to submitting the story as a Spectrum assignment we also had the opportunity to enter our stories in a "Scenario Writing Contest" from the "Future Problem Solving Program." My story received the highest possible grade from my Spectrum teacher but--in an outcome that is hardly surprising considering the pessimistic (but quite realistic) tone of my piece--it did not win a prize in the contest; the contest stories were graded on a 1-5 scale (with 5 as the best score) in seven different categories: I received a "5" in "Structure of Scenario," a "4" in "Creative Imagination," "Interest," and "Quality of Solution Proposed or Inferred" and a "3" in "Social/Cultural Influences," "Feelings/Emotions" and "Future Knowledge." The latter grade is particularly ironic considering that the real world in 2009 is pretty much in exactly the mess that I described in my 1984 story, with the very countries that I mentioned--Russia, Iran, Syria and Libya--continuing to be major sources of instability. The contest judge offered this comment about my story: "The existence of opposing blocs of nations is a valid scenario based on the stimulus solution proposed. But otherwise the scenario sounds very much like the present with exactly the same national alignments and controversial personalities. The future, in other words, sounds so much like the present that the reader wonders how the world got from 1988 to 2005. You certainly have loaded the central figure with the enigmatic characteristics that people can interpret to fit their own prejudices."


What a shortsighted view by the contest judge! Although the Berlin Wall fell with much fanfare just a few years after I wrote this story, Russia today is ruled by an ex-KGB official and the U.N. is still dominated by a Communist-Third World voting bloc that prevents that organization from taking any meaningful actions to stop war, feed the hungry or fight disease.

Some of the phrasing used in the story reflects my age at that time, but it is funny that even when I had just turned 13 I already wrote better than a lot of adult bloggers do now! Of course, now I cringe at some of the sentence formulations that I used but this story can be made much stronger with just a little bit of editing--which is more than I can say for a lot of the work that professional writers submit (just for fun, I have appended a lightly edited version of the story at the bottom of this post). More important than any structural changes that I would make to this story, I think that the understanding I displayed of exactly why and how a "MUNNEL"-type project would fall apart was well beyond my years; just as I foresaw, the international community has been unable to control the proliferation of nuclear weapons, a problem that is a major threat to peace and security worldwide.

I wrote this story before the information about former U.N. Secretary General Kurt Waldheim's Nazi past became public knowledge but the description of the sordid nature of the character Hans Kiplinger clearly reflected my cynicism about the background and motivations of Waldheim and other ostensibly neutral voices for peace who have served as mouthpieces for despotic regimes. At first glance the allusions that I made to Kiplinger's disreputable lifestyle away from his job may seem bizarre or out of place in the story but considering some of the scandals that have taken place in the past decades involving powerful leaders in various fields I think that was actually a bit of precocious insight on my part; corrupt men often act in dissolute fashion away from their jobs as well: consider some of the activities enjoyed by Max Mosley, the top official in Formula One racing.

Here is my "MUNNEL" short story exactly as I wrote it on December 3, 1984:


A visitor to the "Multinational Nuclear Experimentation Lab" (MUNNEL) in Blurin, Denmark would find on the surface scientific wizardry coupled with international cooperation. Perhaps it's this surface view of MUNNEL that has too many people fooled. Although some people see through this, most don't see that the Communists and the Arabs just aren't playing fair. In the past year alone, there have been 20 cases of Communist espionage and over ten of Arab espionage. However, some say this is overshadowed by the appointment of Hans Kiplinger as chairman of MUNNEL in 1997.

Hans Kiplinger is a man who appears to have lived several lives. At least the claims about him are past enumeration. The only things known for sure about him are that he is in his late 50s, of German stock, that he is 5-11 and 180 pounds. According to some rumors, Kiplinger is a former mercenary, while others say he is a businessman befallen with more than his share of bad luck. Whichever the case, people from a dozen nations hold his credits. Some say his debt, however he got it, climbs into six figure numbers.

How would such a man get the chairmanship of MUNNEL? Simply, he has connections. Russia, Libya, Iran, Syria and their allies voted him in. Back in 1997--and still today--the Communist/Arab bloc holds on to a narrow 35-33 majority at MUNNEL. On top of that, not all Western Bloc countries voted against Kiplinger.

Another problem of MUNNEL is that the terms of the agreement (the so-called "Blurin Pact") are constantly challenged by either the West or the Communists. Furthermore, the pictures released of MUNNEL showing American and Russian scientists working together were usually either staged or out and out falsifications. Of course, Hans Kiplinger denies this, saying (June 8, 2003), "MUNNEL is a place of international goodwill and cooperation." Ralph Jameson, head of the International Council Against MUNNEL (1200 members worldwide), responds to that by saying, "MUNNEL, in reality, is a haven of espionage, distrust, secrecy and international hatred."

Hans Kiplinger's lifestyle is another example of one of Jameson's prime arguments. The argument is that MUNNEL and Kiplinger are "hypocrites." Hans Kiplinger claims to be in favor of the simple life. He once said (August, 2000), "I am against alcohol and the modern life of the rich...drugs and greed are disgusting to me." Hans Kiplinger lives on the French Riviera, is often seen with one or more female companions, drinks alcohol and, in general, lives life to the fullest. It should be added that Hans Kiplinger flies almost daily to Denmark so that he can live on the Riviera.

A further example of Kiplinger's alleged hypocrisy is the claim that he spent five years in a drug rehabilitation center in Franfurt, Germany. Kiplinger and his chief ally, Russia, claim that the aforementioned is "dirty propaganda and capitalistic lies." America usually tries to remain and appear neutral in this, though the U.S. voted against Kiplinger in the 1997 MUNNEL elections.

Instead of releasing international tension, MUNNEL has instead increased it. Bold optimists who once declared, "MUNNEL will defrost chilled U.S./Soviet relations," now have to admit it just won't happen. Even MUNNEL's primary goals of nuclear disarmament and different uses of nuclear energy have failed, miserably. By 2000, the Soviets already started to rearm. America did likewise in 2001. With most people fooled and a cure not in sight, total failure of MUNNEL seems imminent.

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Without altering the essence of the scenario that I crafted as a 13 year old, here is a lightly edited version of that story:

A visitor to the "Multinational Nuclear Experimentation Lab" (MUNNEL) in Blurin, Denmark finds on the surface scientific wizardry coupled with international cooperation--but this superficial, idealistic view of MUNNEL has fooled too many people and blinded them to the reality that several Communist governments and Arab regimes are not upholding their MUNNEL treaty obligations. However, these violations are overshadowed by the appointment of Hans Kiplinger as chairman of MUNNEL in 1997.

Kiplinger is in his late 50s but the stout, 5-11, 180 pound German still looks robust enough to be a mercenary; he is rumored to have fought as a soldier for hire in various conflicts two decades ago but his past is shrouded in secrecy and intrigue. There are also persistent reports that he is deeply in debt to various governments and/or private individuals.

How did such a shady character become the chairman of MUNNEL? Simply, he has connections. Russia, Libya, Iran, Syria and their allies supported his candidacy. The Communist/Arab bloc still holds on to a narrow 35-33 voting majority at MUNNEL. On top of that, not all of the Western countries voted against Kiplinger.

Another problem for MUNNEL is that the terms of the agreement (the so-called "Blurin Pact") are constantly disputed by the West and the Communist/Arab bloc, with each side offering vastly different interpretations of their responsibilities and privileges. Furthermore, the published photos released by MUNNEL showing American and Russian scientists working together were often either staged or out and out falsifications. Kiplinger denies this, declaring (June 8, 2003), "MUNNEL is a place of international goodwill and cooperation." Ralph Jameson, head of the International Council Against MUNNEL (a non-profit organization with a membership of 1200 concerned scientists and intellectuals), responds to that by saying, "MUNNEL, in reality, has been plagued by espionage, distrust, and ethnic hatred."

Hans Kiplinger's dissolute lifestyle has also come under fire, because there are indications that Kiplinger has enriched himself at the expense of MUNNEL's budget. Kiplinger rejects these charges, saying (August, 2000), "I am against alcohol and the modern life of the rich...drugs and greed are disgusting to me" but the truth is that he maintains a residence on the French Riviera, where the married Kiplinger has been seen with various female companions who are not his wife. Instead of maintaining a residence in Blurin like most MUNNEL officials do, Kiplinger often uses MUNNEL aircraft to shuttle back and forth from the Riviera to Denmark.

There are credible reports that Kiplinger spent an extended period of time in a drug rehabilitation center in Franfurt, Germany. Kiplinger and his chief MUNNEL ally, Russia, say that he is the victim of a campaign of "dirty propaganda and capitalistic lies."

Although the U.S. voted against Kiplinger in the 1997 MUNNEL elections, the U.S. has avoided public confrontations with Kiplinger since he took power.

Instead of relieving international tension, MUNNEL has instead increased it. Bold optimists who once declared, "MUNNEL will defrost chilled U.S./Soviet relations," now have to admit that it just won't happen. MUNNEL has failed miserably to achieve its primary goals of nuclear disarmament and the promotion of peaceful uses of nuclear energy. In 2000, the Soviets violated the Blurin Pact by restocking their nuclear arsenal, forcing the U.S. to do likewise in 2001. Total failure of MUNNEL seems imminent.
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